Last weekend while playing a game of soccer, I had lost my contacts (lets not go into that
) And at the start of the game, because I was wearing glasses some fat guy comes up to me and says "hows it going four eyes?"
And I respond saying "not bad, how but yourself, been to Macdonald's lately?"
He grunts
Then he says "once we beat you are you going to go home and play WoW?"
And I respond "dunno are you gonna go to jenny craig?"
He shuts up for a while then says "even if I did at least I would be getting some exercise"
I then say "But heres the thing, you'll only get the exercise from walking from your car to the door."
And he says "oh yeah why's that?"
And I say "Because you cant fit through the doorway"
And then he shut up for good.
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